He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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