Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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