Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He has the fingertips of a God
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