he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
organizing the empties. That sober.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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