If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Randomize