She tied me up with her honor cords...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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