why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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