it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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