why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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