? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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