We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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