She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My life is pants optional.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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