If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
It's official drugs can't kill me
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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