ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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