Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
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Ikea night.
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I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
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