The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship