Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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