where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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