Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
Randomize
