i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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