Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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