no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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