Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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