Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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