When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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