Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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