I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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