I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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