We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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