Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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