smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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