Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I think a kid would responsible me up
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Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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