doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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