I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
