i can't believe i had my finger in that
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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