He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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