Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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