would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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