There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
bring money and cleavage
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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