Where did you get a picture of my penis
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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