So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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