Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The feeling are messing with the penis
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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