How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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