I didn't shave. On purpose
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
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I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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