How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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