Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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