we're blogging at a bar
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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