I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
