yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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