we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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