too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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