Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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