why do cheetos always look like penises
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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