she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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